How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
