hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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