We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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