I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
this boner is exhausting
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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