went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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