Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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