I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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