im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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