I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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