Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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