I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i think im in europe. pls send help
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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