Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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