I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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