Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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