I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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