Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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