who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
