What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
