"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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