I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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