Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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