oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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