That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
