i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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