you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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