Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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