Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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