i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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