Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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