Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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