party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My vagina just recognized that song.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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