plz talk dirty to me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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