You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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