____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
