what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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