That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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