I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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