you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
