just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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