Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize