you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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