Quick, to the slutcave!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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