at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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