i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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