I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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