so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
tell me about the fingering
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