do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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