I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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