Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just cropdusted the office
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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