I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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