Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
