when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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