Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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