So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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