Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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