Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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