Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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