No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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