Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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