When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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