just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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